Bedtime. It’s the best time of day and the worst time of day. It fills me with so much anxiety and so many questions.

• Who should I put to bed first? Baby or toddler? Who is more likely to wake who up?
• Did I hide all of the long, annoying books adequately?
• Where’s the cup for the potty? Undoubtedly she is going to want to potty when I am done…

Because she is the master of bedtime mischief, I asked Gabby to create this infographic for any toddlers in need of tips to drive their moms BATSHIT. CRAZY. at bedtime. Here you go: